I got a white friend who text me every day, “Get us paid”. I gotta ask myself all the time, “Do people think I’m crazy?” I just be doomscrolling and doing what Scorsese and them be saying, “Go make a movie”.
Is to ask them, “Are you looking for a job?” It’s such a revolutionary idea, that I’m not sure they thought of it. I don’t want to alarm you or make you aware of real world issues, but in 2024, your pap-pap, mee-maw, uncle Kevin, and a myriad of others (maybe even you) said, “It’s …
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One thing that I can visibly witness is my growth. I’ve made tons and tons of videos; funny, unfunny, long, short, whatever type of video you can imagine, I’ve probably made it over the last decade-plus. I always tend to show all of my hits, but I have to love my ugly kids too. I …
I walk around the neighborhood to get off my fat ass because I’m not going to go to the gym. I used to carry my football around when I walked. A few years ago, one of the guys in the neighborhood threw his hands up for a pass. I tossed him the rock, we chopped …
Because I’m getting my fucking ass beat. I hope I’m not going crazy, but I feel like everybody is going through this and to you I say good luck. I want to feel bad for myself or upset, but this shit is not my fault lol. I’m just getting my ass beat, and I’m keeping …
When Morpheus says: It comes in the moment when Neo (Keanu Reeves) makes a choice to stay behind and fight Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving). It’s a moment of realization. This is the closest to religious I feel I’ve ever been. Or I’m connected to the universe, or I’m operating at the right frequency, or I’m …
I think I need to stop trying to be funny and just inform. I’m screening The Draft Process on November 12th, 2026 This is the ticket. Buy it. Screenings (tentatively scheduled screenings in Pontiac, MI, Louisville, KY, LaGrange, GA, Philadelphia, PA) I was doomscrolling and Denzel popped up: “To get something you’ve never had, you’ve …
I’m going to make the greatest football movie ever. I think it could win me an Oscar. I may have delusions of grandeur, but I know I’m a better director than Tyler Perry dog, be for real. I left for Butler, PA for a wedding this past weekend (Congratulations Mason and Megan). Before I left, …
…and they keep telling me to “Knock it off”. If you need a rapture indicator, I’m going full throttle, that means, this shit is in the fourth quarter and the two minute warning hitting. Current soundtrack is Hurry Up Tomorrow by The Weeknd. Things ain’t looking too good outside, but we started the Qwan-a-Thon last …
Four-wall / To show your film in a theater and absolutely cook. ‘On January 24th, 2025, we sold out our second show in Butler. I was nervous as hell boy. This process took around 8 years to complete and it all culminated in two sold-out shows in Brian’s hometown. I couldn’t shake this feeling that …