I got a white friend who text me every day, “Get us paid”.
I gotta ask myself all the time, “Do people think I’m crazy?” I just be doomscrolling and doing what Scorsese and them be saying, “Go make a movie”.
I’m posting my pitch deck, because I got a white friend who text me every day to “Get us paid”. Today I asked him, “Do people think I’m crazy?” Followed immediately by, “I need you to say some profound shit””Like move type answer”.
“What happened smh”
And that’s the answer. It’s delusional if you don’t do it. I’ve made a fool of myself so much that, fuck it, I’m here now lol. Like an absolute ass, but I’m the life of the party and you had fun. I made somebody laugh, somebody smile, somebody feel absoulte cringe, but people keep feeling something when they watch my work, and I be going crazy for real. I keep trying to bargin with myself and half-step through this. I’ve embarrassed myself in front of so many fine women, like a disgusting amount, like bruh, come on, but it was all me figuring this thing out.
I have to be delusional to do this shit. Mike Epps has a good bit about this. Like the women was fine dog, that shit is crazy man.
I think I have what’s called Hyperlaxia (Don’t worry, I’m a medical doctor). What my mom so eloquently described in the award winning short film Profile, “You started reading at two years old”. So, I’m basically a scammer. I knew how to read with lack of comprehension, I just memorized the words. It caught up to me in high school and I evened out, I’m good at math and science, anything I can visualize, but reading and writing, be kicking my ass (If you couldn’t tell). Now I have to write a script, and I have to practice writing, so I’m just going to figure this shit out. I know how to figure shit out.
I had a rough one last week, so today I watched the 2014 CIFL Championship, the one where I finished my first arc. The dreaded Defensive MVP Award. I’m doing all this shit out of spite and revenge for this video. These motherfuckers didn’t give me a trophy that I wanted, so I went on a spite tour. Anger is my greatest weapon, and right now, I’m angry at myself, because I keep trying to half-step this. Well half-stepping is for halfway crooks, and I’m a full scammer. I’m just a dude who watched a bunch of tv growing up, but I know how to manipulate things and I can turn this into something solid. I’m entertaining, I’m a performer, you guys keep shoveling shit at my door step and I keep giving you something back, so I can’t be that bad. But the most important thing of all, I’m a doer. I can do it and I got a white friend who text me every day to, “Get us paid”
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